Early in my pregnancy a woman at the store was trying to be tactful but desperately wanted to talk to me about my baby bump. She finally gained the courage to ask- "Is there something in there?" Some-THING?
Wearing a somewhat unflattering but very comfortable maternity skirt
I was asked: "Is that the only thing that fits you now?"
I was training several 19-20 year old girls at work. When they saw a picture of me pre-pregnancy they all argued: "That is NOT you!"
This is no joke- I was walking out to my car to go to lunch and a fill in the blank man said to me: "That's not mine is it?"
Wearing a light shade of orange I was told "You look like a creamsicle"
"Must be just a couple weeks[until the baby's due]?" More like 9 weeks left at the time.
And my recent personal favorite-Man in the elevator looks at me and says: "You are way pregnant!"